dankrivervalley

blaine anderson is a fuckass little twink and I'm in love with him

elizathebitch

Aren't we all? 
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dankrivervalley

steve harrington is not cis or neurotypical and I stand by this 

kirbyxs

@dankrivervalley harrington is a funny last name if you think of it. 
            anyway me an alpha male homophobic suburban dad and good faithful white christian and my son tucker are going to say homophobic slurs in church now 
            (/j)
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dankrivervalley

i just remembered the time i was facetiming with my friends and i forgot i was reading a smut fanfic and shared my screen

kirbyxs

@dankrivervalley POTFUR WHATTT THATS DVEN WIRSE THAN RESDINF IT
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dankrivervalley

denial is a river in Egypt YOU'RE AUTISTIC

kirbyxs

@dankrivervalley why do i feel like im being called out…
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elizathebitch

Wake up call
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dankrivervalley

unpopular opinion, asmr makes me want to rip all my hair out and shove it down my throat

kirbyxs

@dankrivervalley you would be very concerned if you see the asmr i like to listen to
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favvsoftie

@dankrivervalley same here it never stops smh 
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dankrivervalley

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shoutout to whoever pulled the fucking fire alarm in my building while I was in the shower belting chorus line

dankrivervalley

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@kirbyxs how fucking dare they have the audacity to ever think a single negative word about chorus line. a crime, truly.
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kirbyxs

@dankrivervalley maybe they didnt like the song ‍♂️
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dankrivervalley

shoutout to mcdonalds for managing to give me an actual burn mark from a chicken nugget. hot and fresh I suppose

dankrivervalley

@kirbyxs those golden arches mean business man
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kirbyxs

@dankrivervalley ok so one time when i immediately got the fries i just ate one AND THAT BURNED MY MOUTH FOR DAYSS
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dankrivervalley

when you're reading fanfiction and there's an entire paragraph about how flat someone's ass is

dankrivervalley

@kirbyxs excuse you it was "beautiful olive beige skin" fake fan smh
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kirbyxs

@dankrivervalley bro im still stuck on “his olive brown skin”
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