About

It recently dawned on me (at 43) that one way or another, I’ve been writing most of my life and may as well become better at it.

I've been getting to grips with short storytelling over the past year. Most of my tales have benefited from the critiques of 'Writers Forum' competition judges whose sound advice, I've even implemented here and there. Eventually, I hope to adopt a more literary style of storytelling which would allow for all sorts of clever-clever themes, imagery, similes and suchlike ...

Meanwhile, I'm more interested in the shape of story itself. Or rather its strength: as received through just about any form of entertainment (apart from rugby commentary of course - the dark side of life in Wales!).

My favourite authors are George Bernard Shaw, Oscar Wilde, George Orwell and Noel Coward. I particularly like their letters and generally admire their work for its lucidity: a quality which I’m striving towards in my short stories. I’m also keen on the style of newspaper columnists who usually seek to be understood and keep me from retreating too far away from the 21st century!

As should Wattpad – although it's easy to spend too much time around here rather than focus on ways of improving one's craft and appreciating the work of ... well, proper authors (9 times out of 10) let's face it! 

And yet how enjoyable, it surely is, to overlook the shameless typos of a texted tale which seizes the storytelling moment; than to indulge so many a published author peddling the same sorry dross, year after year.

And so with that plainly jaundiced and none-too-novel rant, I now present to you my own selection of disparate tales (of woe, mainly) laced with humour (here and there) which may prove enriching in some worthy way ... my lovely trickle of readers!

Till next time or other,

Dd

Artistic Dabblings: www.jmartdab.blogspot.com

(Profile pic: www.deardenstudio.co.uk)
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Reading Lists


17 Published Works

Featured work.

The Ascendant

Social data: 4K reads. 103 votes. 39 comments.

Description: How one man schemed his way through corporate culture of the '00s. It's not what you know, it's what they think you know ...

#811 in Adventure

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'Tagged ~ you're It!'

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The Clairvoyant Atheist

The Clairvoyant Atheist

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Blackadder lll v Beau Brummell

Blackadder lll v Beau Brummell

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'Who's your fat friend?' - the impudent humour of Beau Brummell

'Who's your fat friend?' - the impudent humour of Beau Brummell

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A look at the sayings which saw George Bryan Brummell's status soar as a Regency wit. As well as some of...

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dandydilettante
@nellieharrod I'll have to give frankincense a go (along with regular recourse to caffeine and mentholated snuff) ~ tyrosine seems more of an energy booster (in terms of any discernible effect) but useful before an hour on the gym cross-trainer, or a swim, most days to swash some endorphiny stuff around up there.

I've never been anywhere near drugs (prescription or popular) apart from alcohol which instills clarity (perversely enough) but depletes my feckless neurotransmitters for over a week! 

That's what led to my recent interest in adopting a better brain routine; avoiding sugar/trying 'traffic light' peppers and other bright coloured stuff. These could be well worth a try too: https://trubrain.com/signup?trial&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=jan2015


dandydilettante
@nellieharrod Funny you should mention a few types of brain juice: I've been dabbling with tyrosine tablets from the herbalist to promote seratonin or something; to daydream a bit less when I'm using power tools or whatever (actually it's more caffeine like and useful before gym trips) ... elsewhere in your comments I was ever so slightly awestruck at your 15 years of reading Silver Fork novels: to obvious dissatisfaction but I was just about to embark!