About Me

Hiiiiieeee :) my name is Kristen and I LOVE PICKLES!!!! Here are a few things about me...

I'm hyper at the oddest of times. I hate celery and cauliflower.(for real! i'd, like....stab you with a freshly sliced orange peel if you even made me look at celery or cauliflower..) I like to poke people and I like to hug people. Every. Single. Day. And Every. Single. Hour.*smiles evily but innocently* I tend to jump on my cousin and brother all the time cause...well cause I can :) even though they don't like it.....oh well! I like to torture my two cats but I always hug and kiss them in apology after I torture them so it's all good dogg! my lifelong dream is to watch radioactive bunnies dance to 'Toxic' by britney spears. oh trust me, it's a nice picture to have in your head. go on, picture it. riiight now. are you picturing it? yes? no? oh forget it. i want to have hair like miley cyrus and dance like chris brown! what? i don't know. just thought i'd tell you that.....
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i'm writing a few stories but the one i'm mainly focused on is one i haven't uploaded to Wattpad yet. It's called: Paranormal Chronicles. I'm only writing the first book right now...sorry haven't made it that far yet lol. I write poems and songs as well. sooo...yeah..............
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Boo! lol, i recently wrote two new stories and would love to get some constructive criticism. Let me know what you think of them :]

MR. HOLIER THAN THOU
Synopsis:
He has a twisted sense of humor and he hates my hair colour. He feeds me chokoberries just so he can kiss me and taste them from my mouth.
The bastard is my Master.
Alston. The atrocious Fae.
She has the ugliest hair he has ever seen and does not appreciate his amazing sense of humor. She loses her temper and her sharp tongue can outrun any Fae he has ever known.
The urchin is my servant.
Méav. The raven haired ecce.
http://www.wattpad.com/271532-mr-holier-than-thou
Quick Fact: Over 80% of the ppl who read the Chapter 1 continue on to read Chapter 2.
Which % are you?

SHATTERED HEARTS
Synopsis:
Life is an empty shell if there is no one there beside you to share it with. Celest knows that all too well. After overhearing her fiancé making love with her step-sister, she shatters. Her quiet reserve is pushed aside to let out a torrent of emotions that have been boiling for the past years.
In an attempt to distance herself from all those who belittle her, she decides to take a long trip to South America. She finds herself taking a flight to Margarita Island with one other lone passenger on the plane.
Too bad life doesn’t always work out as planned.
http://www.wattpad.com/310538-shattered-hearts

Good luck with your story. =] If you ever want some constructive criticism then just ask

Hey! I was wondering if you could read/comment (on) my two stories? They're called Through My Eyes: A Preppy Girl Emo Boy Love Story and How My Life changed Forever.
Thanks!
Cookie_monster

Hey! :P

So thanks for your comments!! :P I mean you don't have to feel obligated to leave some, just the fact that you do read the story means the world!! :D
Oh and thanks for the bit in French!! :P C'était super gentil de ta part!! ;P

Oh and ya.. it was close.. haha.. dessert Blakey-style.. LOL!! But ya.. would have been to soon.. I mean that's what I personaly think.. but there's quite a few people disagreeing with me.. some of them might even be characters ;P

Kay
xox

Hi! :)

I just wanted to thank you for becoming a fan! It really means a lot to me so I really appreciate it!! :P

hey i was just wondering if you could comment and vote on my story and if you really like my stuff maybe even become a fan?so yeah id love ya loads if ya could...and i'll return the favor :)
<3

Heyy!! Thanks for becoming my fan!!!!
Loveeesseee
X.AleX

hey , (:
mind to check my story out ?<3
its called ; MEDONY :D
& i'm new so i would love to hear what you think ;
bad or goood ,
welllll ; if you have time or whatever :D
thanks, even if you dont, i understand <#
TAKE CARE :D

Hey! I wanted to know if you could check out one of my stories. I'm sorry if this is bothering you, or if you have any oending requests at the moment. (i sound like a dumb machine. lol)

My stories are...
Why Him? - almost 2000 reads
How Can I Be a Vampire? - about 600 reads
Celebrity Or Not? - almost 80 reads


I personally want you to look at Celebrity or not?. It actually came to me in a dream....I just tweeked it up a bit. lol. It might be dicontinued if by the 5th chapter I dont have more than at least 300 reads.

Thanks!!! Saraheve