arristaCAT

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             Ciao maturing psychopaths and cancer curers of the world, the names Janelle and I’ve found myself making Cat’s profile….hmmm what to say...what secrets to reveal....
           
              Her name is Catalina but to be quite honest she doesn’t really like that name so we’re just going to avoid it for the time being and call her Cat. Like the animal. Not the ditzy redhead on Nickelodeon. 
	   
              She’s waaaaays above average but only in looks, delightfully miniature and too philosophical for anyone’s good but hurt her in any way possible and kitten will grow claws. 


•	She’s mix breed, kind of like a really exotic flower but more human- Filipino and Puerto Rican guapo guapo  ♥ :)  ♥
•	She’s 3 months away from being 18, old enough to know better but still too young to care
•	She’s 100% Pennsylvania born with a slight hick accent from her travels down south
•	Not quite religious. 100% faithful 
•	She’s a self-righteous geek with a phobia of mirrors and an affinity for cosmetics.
•	She’s obsessed with the male anatomy *wink hint merry fucking go around  ♥* 
•	The kittens got an obsession with things that sing, more or less boy bands along the names of the poorly talented kind *cough ONE DIRECTION cough*
•	The kitten needs her toy or a boy or maybe both *wink hint over* 
•	They say cats don’t like water and their right but Cat does love sports mostly cheerleading (*cough not a real sport cough*) and soccer (*gooooooooooaaaaaaal*)
•	You’ve come across a real dorkus maximus here, kitten can’t flirt for the life of her, that’s probably why she’s single as can possibly be on the face of the planet.
•	She can’t cook but she can pack it away *cough fat cough* and when it comes to kids she much prefers them gone or dead, whichever comes first.


 ♥ In all honesty my babe’s a real magnet and an absolutely wonderful girl who'll bend backwards and forwards for the one’s she loves so please keep her company when I can’t ♥