womp womp motherfuckers

Hey you skibidi rizzlers! You are the ultimate sigmas and i can see that you've been mewing, all the haters are so ohio and are such betas! now go and have a mega gyatting day! 
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welcome to hong kong in the summer, where it rains every 2-3 days and has at least 1 thunderstorm every week. it is rare for the temperature to go below 30 degrees in the daytime but it feels a lot hotter because it's humid af but people will say womp womp to that and proceed to climb lion rock or run around. where it is so godam humid that you can barely breathe, in the wise words of my dear classmate who simps for keung to, "in hong kong, every 3 day we have small rain, every 6 days we have big rain", this is hong kong where the weather is horrible but at least we have decent public transit.

I do not care what your pfp is. If your pfp is a person i assume that you look like that person. Idgaf if it's a fictional character or a celeb or whatever. You have a pfp? You look like that irl in my mind. Which is precisely why i chose an anon tumblr icon as my pfp. I want to be seen as a ball with sunglasses.

istg i turn into a different person without my glasses. i look fine with glasses but i look like shit without them.

Honestly if it really feels like 37 degrees maybe it would be hotter i feel fine this is lovely weather

"You're mentally ill"
          Womp
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whenever i'm in a situation that isn't ideal, i drink water and depending on the severity of the situation, i either say womp womp or oh skibidi or oh my gyat but if it's really bad, it's going to be fuck in cantonese because that sounds the most aggressive out of the 4 languages that i can say fuck in

going through the notes of a post that i signal boosted and someone posted lyrics of what appears to be a song from hamiltion involving Lafayette, with each word being a invidual comment. my friend posted 5 comments, that when read together, form
          EA GAMES ARE KINDA BAD,
          another person posted a bunch of random nonsense, and dromeosaur just spammed e and hey over and over again. in the reblogs, the countryverse were like STORY STORY STORY while ireland was like
          communist america who gave you the goddamn list.

I HAVE TO TAKE COLD SHOWERS IN SUMMER NOT BECAUSE THE WEATHER'S TOO HOT BUT BECAUSE IT'S SO GODDAMN HUMID THAT I CAN'T BREATHE IF THE SHOWER'S TOO HOT

i was brutally attacked by 5 mini american flags today because i said hk was better than america.