*laughs nervously*

Um. Hi. Go read my book To Name The Dark if you like:

• weirdness
• creepy magic
• fantasy
• diversity
• crazy main characters
• crazy all other characters
• total confusion
• demons
• plot twists
• all of the above


And I do reviews too. Not sure why, it's a lot of hard work. And I'm a fundamentally lazy person. But I do it anyway. So if you want one, check out my book Giraffe Reviews. (Why giraffes, you ask? Good question. Absolutely no clue.)
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  • JoinedJuly 24, 2016


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all_hail all_hail Jun 20, 2018 08:28PM
I published another chapter on To Name The Dark! Finally! I promise I’m going to try to actually update more regularly from now on. 
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