Heloise. Call me Ella, or else *menacing look*

I'm Heloise. (pronounced ella-weez) Call me Ella or Elmo :) I'm 14 xD Irish Weird/Random/unusual (or so I've been told...)

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser

I like reading and writing songs.

I was born in a homeless shelter (In Ireland, of course) in a top secret ninja facility, hidden behind wet mountains (very descriptive) and was raised by vampire eating jelly-fish.

My hobbies include gossiping about rhinos, (who are really just fat unicorns.) Throwing watermelons in the faces of people who say that onions are the only food that can make you cry, Wondering why the only place I can buy 200 watermelons without people giving me dirty looks, is in a maths question, laughing hysterically in the middle of religion class and walking away in the middle of a conversation because I get distracted.

Quotes and life mottos
1.Good morning...I see the assassins have failed.
2.TEIAM=problem solved.
3.While going through customs and asked if you are carrying any firearms do not reply "What do you need?"
4.Ignore reality and replace it with your own.
5.John is colour-blind...but he is determined to complete the rubix cube.
6.My name is Bob. *Pablo. Damn racist auto-correct...
7.Leprechauns are hippies.
8.Awesome ends in "ME." ;)
9.Penguins are just dwarves in suits.
10.I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
11. If you try and don't succeed. Cheat. Repeat until caught...then lie

I like.
Ilona Andrews-Edge and Kate daniels
Kelley Armstrong-Women & Men of the otherworld
Meg Cabot-Mediator, Missing
Suzanne Collins-The Hunger Games
James Patterson-Maximum Ride
Michael Grant-Gone, Eve and Adam
Jaye Wells-The red-headed stepchild
Robert Muchamore-C.H.E.R.U.B.
Mark Walden-H.I.V.E.
Scott Westerfield-The uglies
Rick Riordan-Percy Jackson
Cassandra Clare-Mortal Instruments
Rachel Caine-Morganville Vampire's 
Pittacus Lore-I am number four

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