So this is where the author writes about themselves in the third person and laud their own achievements? Very well:
Creynolds has consumed so many American movies, movies set in America, books about America, books by American authors, books set in America, books about Americans, etc. that he feels like an indirect citizen of America. The delusion detector says that the delusion is strong in this.
He loves romance books featuring overbearing, controlling, jealous (as in, lock-you-up-forever-so-you-won't-talk-to-the-neighbours) and violent characters. Sometimes he's not sure why he reads romance. He is bad at writing, lousy at grammar, and definitely terrible at drawing. The only reason he continues to do all three is to torment you.
Yes, you.
Fictionpress: http://www.fictionpress.com/~creynolds
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