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 << Mitch >>
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I really don't know what to say to actually represent myself, so I'll just put things that I've said that truly define me, I guess...this is gonna be great:

"LorDy heLp mE, fanfiction made me question my sexuality."

"Harry Styles is as straight as his posture."

"Most of the things we talk about are "condescending" topics,  like feminism and racism and sexuality, we mustn't forget the discussion we had last week about how much we appreciate potatoes."

"I like homos, bc I am homo."

"All I ask is that Stiles and Derek get together. I'll take Malia."

"B-but who else is gonna listen to me rant about Larry."

"No one I know is straight. I'm like a gay magnet... what do you mean it's 2 am, I just had revelation, I don't care if you need to sleep."

"Highschool is great once you get passed the fact that everyone is out of your league and that growing pit of despair you feel in your chest is your soul crumbling away."

"The real question is, have I read enough fanfiction tonight?"

"It's really weird most of the sh!t that comes out of my mouth is me questioning my existence."

"I don't have time for a career, I have time to waste. I don't know which is worse."

"Puns will either be the death of me or bring me to life. I'll be like a punn-y Jesus..."

...So, yeah if you are intimidated by me, don't be. I'm an idiot and I write depressing shit about five boys that don't know I exist.

Mitchel out

P.S.
I will say the words: "love", "sweets", "lovely lovelies", and "mate", a lot...like more than necessary.