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whattheactualfrick

ME: "I wanna kiss your lips... the ones between your hips" SISTER: "What" ME: "Baby I get off by getting you off first" SISTER: "When" *mom enters* ME:"Sorry girl if this is quick so please just take it in and suck my --" MOM: "I thought I had a girl" ME:Sexy, please text me I'm ready for you so come on waiting, I'm begging MOM: "That is your sister!" ME: So why do good girls like bad guys? SISTER: "I dont know" ME: "So why do good girls fall in love with me?" *mom passes out*