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HOWDY, TEXAN HERE, NOW, LET'S REBELLLLLL!!!!
anyway... New hereish.
- Berlin, Germany (actually El Paso, Texas)
- JoinedJuly 18, 2022
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Stories by Ariana Evelyn Valdomar
- 3 Published Stories
![Christmas Kidnappin' (Gerpol) by Your-average-midget](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/325961488-288-k570919.jpg)
Christmas Kidnappin' (Gerpol)
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It's a cold day, atypical of winter. December 12th.
Not much is happening this fine day. Germany is working...
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![Countryhuman headcanons! by Your-average-midget](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/323975164-288-kfd2896.jpg)
Countryhuman headcanons!
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These are my countryhuman headcanons!
Please don't judge me with them! Anyway, agree to disagree. I also try...
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![Countryhuman oneshots by Your-average-midget](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/323839625-288-k261268.jpg)
Countryhuman oneshots
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(Cover not mine)
If you ever wanted your country, or any country, to fall head over heels for you, then here...
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