Casey :P

ha when are you going to update penis in heaven you stopped at a crazy part he does not know what will happen him her

I'm starting a first with my new story! I hope you guys like it. 
          
          Oleander unfortunately is destroyed. I have major writers block and my flashdrive copy has been destroyed by the evil washer machine. I will hqve to rewrite it with time. 
          
          This story is something I've been working on for a long time. Wednesdays will be update day.
          
          Please promote this new story, Mama Didn't Raise Me A Bastage, and leave your lovely comments :)

Just made a necessary update on chapter five that everyone will need to reread. I had major writers block and needed to revise that. So... There ya go! Two chappies in one! Or just two uploads...
          BTW, did anyone see Chappie the movie? 
          I heard it sucked, but then I didn't want to believe it because I really like Die Antwoord... And the whole Crew is in the movie. 
          So, just post your shiz below if you... actually give a shiz....
          -Casey

So, I've been revising and shit, so I couldn't post - especially because I've been on a camping trip up in the Catskills the last week and a half.
          No interwebs, no postie.
          Sorry for the wait on Oleander, but my phone shit the bed, so I cant do shit for a while.
          Sorry bros,
          -Casey

I've just updated a co-written story. Me and my cousin are working on an early 2000's themed story and thought we'd share the first chapter!

Just updated Chapter Five of Oleander. Wattpad is being mean and wont let me post from a computer. So I have to send the following chapters from my gmail account to my phone so I can post them from my phone onto wattpad. It worked, so I'll be doing that from now on :)
          ~Casey Leigh Johnson

Fact of the Day 6/12/15:
          - Did you know that half the words you listen to are not heard, but instead comprehended by your brain? If you are looking directly at the person you are spaking with 1/3 of the words they speak are actually just lip read. You tune out when listening sometimes, and when you do, your brain inserts the words and voice to make a sentance complete.
          Weird, right?
          I mean, how did they prove this?

OK what is it called

I will be posting new parts of Oleander every Friday! 
          I hope you guys enjoy, because on MicrosoftWord, the first chapter is ten FREAKING pages long (size 8 font), and it took me ages to revise and to write.
          Funny story... My English teacher is actually helping me by giving me writing tips, and wants to read the finished product.
          I don't foresee that in the foreseeable future.
          Thanks for the help MRS. T, I'm dedicating this first part to you never being able to read this :D
          I really, really, really hope you enjoy Oleander. 
          A warning, you wont like it if you don't understand Pandora's Box and The Evils of the World. Even if you're not a myth fan, you'll like it. There are some references only older people will understand, because of their age group and generation.
          Twelve year olds wont know the game Metal Slug, and they wont know that green and purple ketchup was actually a thing in the 90's...
          Touché, I am only in high school, and I did not grow up in the 90's, but the main character will reminisce about silly things in her childhood (like green and purple ketchup)...
          Without further a do, 
          I leave you to,
          Reading and falling in love with this romancie goo!
          ~Casey

I have both good and awful news!
          Good: I've revised and finished the first chapter of Oleander.
          Bad: I'm on my way to the hospital, so I can't post it today.