Deadpool

BANG! Just kidding. 


Hello, I'm Deadpool. I write strange fan fiction for those who do not/can't write them due to their expectations on their own Wattpad. However, some stories I write are weird and creepy... So I guess... That'd be the same as requested. 

I try not to write smut.. Unless it involves comedy. Just an FYI, I don't really like writing soppy love stories. Those are boring. 

k thx. bye.

And goddamn, do I love David Bowie.

I'm Kawaii as fuck.

Bob is majestic eagle.

I sexually Identify as a velociraptor. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of running through the jungle with my pack, hunting down our nightly prey. People say to me that a person being a raptor is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install claws and reduce my mental capacity by 75%. From now on I want you guys to call me "Raktor The Raptor" and respect my right to kill with my pack and kill without my pack. If you can't accept me you're a velociraptorphobe and need to check your dino-privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Oh... Also, uh... Hi I'm Verus. I also sometimes do things on this account. Mostly strange things. Well maybe not strange but I guess they are because I sometimes use weird wordings and metaphors. So I take it back. Yes, they are strange. But strange in a good way? I don't know really. If I've published it then I must think it's at least decent. Whatever. I doubt any of you people even got this far down. Once they hit the copypasta is when most people stop. Might I add that it was I, Verus who wrote that variant of that copypasta. Thank you, oh thank you. No need for the roses, people. I didn't think you could clap so loudly. Huh. Anyway, I guess thank you for reading this far down or something? I don't know. I blame Deadpool for this.