VooboMcDerpIII

I am the mighty Voobo McDerp III. I will write things eventually. I like many, many things that do exist indeed. Is gud. Bleh. I'm lazy. Potato. Yes. Smitty Werban Jaegerman Jensen. Books are neat. Potato again. This doesn't have anything to do with anything important. This also makes no sense. Sandvich. Is good book story yes. Potato for the third time. I is best author. I rite all de gud bookz. Iz best. *loud Donald Duck noises* Plz giv meh muney. I did not say Potato for the fourth time, so therefore your argument is invalid. Blech. Therefore, in conclusion, I am the greatest author who ever lived, plz give meh a small loan of a million dollars. Goodbye, and thank you for allowing me to waste your time.