Quirkless loser

Best(shitty) pick up lines of 2020-


Has anyone ever told you ur ass looks like a phone cause i want to hit the pound bottom all day long


"You might be as flat as a pancake, but lucky for you I'm Pansexual."*wink*


Are you my phone charger? Cuz you dont wor- I mean cuz without you, I'd die


Tomura:Be like the chapstick n my life because I'll never use you-


Tomura:Be like the chapstick n my life because I'll never use you-


Roses are red I like to drink carling. You're really pretty would you be my darling


He/Him


Trans poly gay-