TheyHauntMinds

Hi, I'm Maxine.
I "specialize" in horror stories,
so you know what genre to expect from me!

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"They don't haunt old houses or abandoned ships.
They haunt minds."

"People die.
This is the fact the world desperately hides from us from birth."

"The greatest trick the devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him."

"The freaks spend their lives shambling around, wondering how they got left out, mumbling about conspiracy theories and bigfoot sightings.
Their encounters with the world are marked by awkward conversations and stifled laughter, hidden smirks and rolled eyes.
And worst of all, pity."

"The end isn't near.
It's already happened.
We just didn't care."

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"SHUT UP. Both of you. You're coming with me." To me he said, "Put some pants on."
"F*** you. This is my house. I make the rules. You take your clothes OFF. John, get the Twister mat."

"You're the kind of man a man wants when a man wants a man."

"Are the most dangerous creatures the ones that use doors or the ones that don't?"

"I tried to say something cool, wound up stammering something like, "WANNA YOU WANNA WEENIE ME?"

"I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME THE F*** ALONE, VINNY!"
"John?"
"Oh, Dave. Sorry. I had been having a heated argument here on my phone and then I hung up in disgust. Then when the phone rang I just assumed, without checking, that it was the person I was having an argument with so I just blindly shouted insults into the phone. How embarrassing."
"I’m getting sick of that one, John."