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⚠WARNING! BIPOLAR AF⚠



Yo.

My name is Hades (pronounced: HAY-deez), I'm a homosexual male, HOMO-SEXUAL MALE (as in a guy who likes other guys, not girls, vaginas are freaky; blame the movie "Teeth"). 

I am currently young as fuck, on the verge of becoming an old ass fuck.

I LOVE making profile picture and book covers, so if you ever need help, just tell me the details and I'll make it for free! I'm not a professional, so if you do want me to make you one, please remember that.

I have black hair, hazel eyes, and I'm 190.5 cm OR 6'3" for the Americans out there.

My brother has an account on here, and he's a pretty good writer, but the twat never updates his books. He's older than me by three years, making him an old ass fuck. 

He's super short, so I call him "lil'big bro" as a joke. And according to him I'm related to Mt.Everest, so that's cool.

I am now going to answer 14 (technically 15) pointless questions for no reason whatsoever. 

1) Have you ever been pulled over by a cop?
•"How high are you?" "No officer, it's 'hi how are you'."

2a) What have you always wanted?
•Freedom.
2b) Did you get it?
•Nope.

3) What kind of sickness have you lied about so you wouldn't to go to work?
•What haven't I?

4) What was the last lie you told?
•"Of course you aren't mental, big brother."

5) What is your blood type?
•The bloody type.

6) Have you ever been in a an accident?
•Multiple.

7) What is the weirdest prank call you've ever made?
•I haven't.

8) What is your greatest weakness?
•Emotions.

9) What is your perfect pizza?
•All pizza is perfect.

10) What is your favourite word?
•Yugen.

11) Least favourite word?
•Portfolio.

12) Why?
•Why not.

13) What is your favourite food?
•The edible kind.

14) What's your favourite knock knock joke?
•Knock knock.  "Who's there?"  Obama.  "Obama who?"  Ooooo Baaa Maaa self...