Hi there! Welcome to my page! I'm sorry to say, but that's about as interesting as it gets. Unfortunately, I'm not early as funny or charming as I think I am.

If you're reading this you're either extremely bored, procrastinating something extremely boring or, quite possibly, interested in knowing a little bit about me. In any case, let me help you out:

My name is Luna. I am pre-med at University. I'm pretty weird. I believe that Adam and Eve were apes/whatever creature both monkeys and humans evolved from. I used to think that if you didn't turn a power point off then an invisible-cancer-emitting-laser-beam was fired from each hole and if you stepped in front of it you would get sick. That's a lie. I still believe that. 

Honestly, I consider myself to be an wonderful (as if I'd say otherwise!) combination of science, magic and religion. And I am perfectly happy with that. When I was 6 years old I learnt a hard lesson about trying to impress other people - feel free to ask me about it sometime - and decided that the only way to be happy was to be yourself. The theory has yet to steer me wrong. 

I'm a supernatural/west wing/dollhouse/lord of the rings/step up/dawson's creek/newsroom/hart of dixie/once upon a time kind of girl, so hit me up for a chat about any of those any time. Seriously. 

But in all honesty, you're probably here because you like to read and write. Maybe you love it like me. Maybe you hate it and you're a masochist. It's none of my business. If you're in the mood for something awesome though, you should totally check out my works. Right there. Click. 

I also do read-for-reads so please PM me if interested.

So no matter if you read all that and went 'Woah, where's the back button?' or 'Holy hell, where's the follow button?' (preferably the latter, but I'm not picky) just know that your opinion matters and that you have every right to think I'm insane. Just as I have every right not to care! 
xo Luna
P.S. I love @XxMinnowxX and @IFightWithWords 
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Reading Lists

3 Published Works

Featured work.

Try To Change Me

Social data: 6K reads. 325 votes. 208 comments.

Description: "I'm questioning my very existence and you're asking if I'd like syrup with my pancakes?!" "Everybody knows it's better to have your mid-life crisis on a full-stomach." "No, everybody knows it's better to have your mid-life crisis when you're not 16...

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