Hi there! Welcome to my page! I'm sorry to say, but that's about as interesting as it gets. Unfortunately, I'm not nearly as funny or charming as I think I am.

If you're reading this you're either extremely bored, procrastinating something extremely boring or, quite possibly, interested in knowing a little bit about me. In any case, let me help you out:

My name is Luna. I'm pre-med at University. I'm pretty weird. I believe that Adam and Eve were apes/whatever creature both monkeys and humans evolved from. I used to think that if you didn't turn a power point off then an invisible-cancer-emitting-laser-beam was fired from each hole and if you stepped in front of it you would get sick. That's a lie. I still believe that.

Honestly, I consider myself to be a wonderful (as if I'd say otherwise!) combination of science, magic and religion. And I am perfectly happy with that. When I was 6 years old I learnt a hard lesson about trying to impress other people - feel free to ask me about it sometime - and decided that the only way to be happy was to be yourself. The theory has yet to steer me wrong.

I'm a supernatural/west wing/dollhouse/lord of the rings/step up/dawson's creek/newsroom/hart of dixie/once upon a time kind of girl, so hit me up for a chat about any of those any time. Seriously.

But in all honesty, you're probably here because you like to read and write. Maybe you love it like me. Maybe you hate it and you're a masochist. It's none of my business. If you're in the mood for something awesome though, you should totally check out my works. Right there. Click.

I also do read-for-reads so please PM me if interested.

So no matter if you read all that and went 'Woah, where's the back button?' or 'Holy hell, where's the follow button?' (preferably the latter, but I'm not picky) just know that your opinion matters and that you have every right to think I'm insane. Just as I have every right not to care!
xo Luna
P.S. I love @XxMinnowxX and @IFightWithWords
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SwimmingUpstream commented on Baggage - One

Ok, thanks. I'll definitely have a read through and make sure all the pronouns are correct. The title is definitely a work in progress - I don't like it either! Any suggestions? And once I've fixed it I'll definitely look into a better cover. Thanks for your feedback!!

I guess I should start this confession. No that's like I've come here to ask for forgiveness, you don't want to forgive me, to pardon me of what I've done. God may be able to forgive my sins but you'...
I love what you're trying to say in this paragraph but by repeating forgiveness and die so many times it puts me off. I'd urge you to consider breaking up the sentences a bit and finishing with 'either you or I die' or 'either you die or I do' or something to that end.