| Name | Stoner |
| Location | Barnsley, South Yorkshire |
| Member Since | Jun 17, 2011 |
| Votes Received | 57 |
I am 17 and from the best country in the world: England :D I believe that Great Britain should be split by north south so that us utter legends up north can show the south how we've been supporting them for the last 300 years. My absolute favourite bands are: My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, Kasabian, Arctic Monkeys, Fall Out Boy, The Hoosiers, Franz Ferdinand, Panic! At the Disco, Alien Ant Farm, The Killers, Paramore, Green Day Foo Fighters, All American Rejects, Mumford and Sons, Good Charlotte and Weezer. So yeah, mainstream music can go fuck its self right in the ass :) When it comes to school A-Levels are quite hard as it turns out. By some miracle I am capable of reading teen fiction novels, Percy Jackson was amazing even if it was full of incest but no one can beat Darren Shan for me, nothing will out do that Irish brain of his. But I am working really hard to try and read though the Game of Thrones series. And Finally, you'll never see me on my xbox, minecraft is just too awesome! :D I play some King Arthor's Gold and Garry's Mod from time to time too with@VillainLessHero because today I learned you can tag people in these things
![]() | Play Fetch and bring the Next Round of DrinksDon't expect me to update this often, just my try at a werewolf story. Due to popular demand may have lesbian chapter soon. |
![]() | It's Good to be Different (The Justin Bieber Hate Poem)Currently hosting a hostile comment war between me, my friend and an offended fan. Open up your popcorn since it was written at least two... read more |
![]() | A few things not to do in the Hunger Games |
![]() | Friendzoning For DummiesHere's a guide to friendzoning no matter who the hell you are you can get some level of advice from this. |
![]() | The Walls (A minecraft story(Yeah Minecraft, you'd better believe it bitch!))Just what minecraft would be like if it were real and on a map where you have to kill other people |
![]() | Mr WrongThis is my anniversary work, I worked very hard on this just so wattpad could have enough lesbians on it; because lets face it, the only thing better than lesbians is lesbians wi... read more |
![]() | Stoner's Story IdeasThese are just some story ideas, I might eventually get around to writing them but probably not. So just go ahead and steal my ideas, just make sure you credit me for it or I'll set my army of immortal fairies on you! |
![]() | The Stoner's Pokemon AdventureHere's my first fan fiction. I chose pokemon because they're better than any other story to cover by far. Also later on it will blend with VillainLessHero's story. |
![]() | Why Guys don't talk to Each Other on Omegle |
![]() | Reasons why I ******* hate youMy first book that I did years ago, jeesh give me a break |
I was looking through my notice/answer whatever board, and I saw the post you did 6 months ago, so I clicked on your name... You have a sad notice/answer board, my friend x3
As a brit I need to complain about stuff, mail me and I'll do a whole chapter of my latest work and try to complain about it for you!
American: Jeez it's cold out here, it must be 24 degrees! Me: The hell is wrong with you, were you born in a volcano or something?
Message me absolutely any question and I'll answer them all in one go some day when there's enough
Why is A Game of Thrones such a damn right awesome book?
Time to do a werewolf series and actually see it through for once* *after a cup of tea
Paired work you say, Aaron, you start on the questions while I crack the whip :D
I have never been arty, but that book cover is a master piece xD
-Forever alone notice board-
I did it! I actually finished something! :D