What goes on in my life:
Sparky(me, awesome, Mexican-Asian, can't decide which) : I will stab you!
Mark (kind of fat, all around lamely funny dude): Why is there a fork on the ground?
Sparky: ITS MINE NOW!
Trevor (annoying dude that I used to like sort of after I got over that we were friends and now...uh..I don't know): Haha Sparky, that was pretty funny.
Sparky: Shut up, Trevor.
Akarsh (uber Indian dude, used to have the hots for me, sure hope he doesn't now): Hey Nina--
Sparky: I already know--
Akarsh: But---
Nina: I DON'T CARE
Akarsh: It says you suck right here!
Sparky: I WILL stab you, I have the fork!
William (Super tall dude, AKA William the Giant, funny, dislikes me): No, no, that's not legal.
Emily (My SUPER awesome not-Mexican SHE'S GUATEMALAN pink obsessed friend): Of course it is!
Later...
William: Are you going to crawl in my window and kill me with a fork?
Sparky: Well, I don't--actually I do know where you live...
William: Yeah. You do...wait, you don't know where my dad lives.
Sparky: Yes I do
William: No, you don't.
Sparky: Meh.
Later...
William: Piranhas don't hunt Sparky. Sparky hunts piranhas. SHE CAN SMELL YOUR BLOOD.
Later...
William: I'm just going to slowly back away now...
Emily: Don't fall in that hole!
William: What?! *looks behind him*
*There is no hole*
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Sparkfire
Dec 21, 2011 08:01PM
@KrazePaula Lighten up, girl! Chill! You don't need to raise your blood pressure every time something mildly interesting happens! That's what living in New York is for! Over and out Sparky :)View all Conversations
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