Well i found myself living here in Canada! (damn its cold)
Uhh and yea i eat raw fish for breakfast lunch and dinner (not to mention in between snacks) and for my last birthday my father gave me a hunting rifle for....HUNTING. Oh and i think my harpoon got stolen at school :/ But thats okay cuz when i grow up i can drive! I would have a polar bear or an orca and hopefully run over fish and planktons.
I really love NYC. and that is all. My dream colleges are NYU and Columbia (not Cornell because its NOT in Manhattan).
And I have a step-sis, Audrey. She is "Half Dutch half Chinese, in otherwords an asspwning ninja". But im waaaaaay asspwning than my sister. So... she should be grateful :]
Lastly why dont you go look at some stories of mine below... :D
BY THE WAY, go check out Audrey's profile (she's amazing) @NInjaComesNaturally, Krista my friend (amazing as well -.-) @krisgee, and Ray @xofreefallinox (she's also amazing -__-)
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One For Me, One For You
A young man finds out his long lost father is a professional killer. When his mother is murdered, the son is...
Can't Touch This
Once upon a time, in the past there lived a ninja Haruki and his asspwning sister Gen. The family lived under...
Play, Stop, Pause and Play
Two boys struggle to live with their mothers in NYC. But they find each other and they decide to go on a trip...