The WiFi from Neptune is amazing.

The people from my planet are all boring, half wits. So, i've decided to interact with you humans from Planet earth, via the internet. I'm sure you're wondering how i speak amazing English, well lets just say I abducted someone from your planet and transferred their vocab into my computer software (thats what you humans call it).

And one more thing we Neptunians LOVE to read!!!!!!

;3 Snappy ;3



—–██—– Put this
—–██—– your Wall
██████—if you’re not
—–██—– embarrassed
—–██—– to tell others
—–██—– that you
—–██—– believe in God.




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  • Who knew Neptune got AMAZING WiFi
  • JoinedJune 8, 2012


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