I was a lost little boy until i found Shrek my god, the only one who ever comforted me in such a way as his large green pulsating cock broke through the steel vice that was donkeys bum in the seventh movie i knew that forever and ever I would wait for Shrek. And thus I started sacrificing my friends to him.
Story by Shrek Cultist
Shreks' first sacrifice
While I had been watching the seventh Shrek movie with my friends Matteo, Jakub, Snabbly, and Lordde i began...
