Lindsay

Wassup bro?

IF YOU DARE DROP THAT THUN THUN THUN WITHOUT ME I WILL SHOVE MY FOOT UP SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE TASTING MY SHOE IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT FOR MONTHS

Jesus Christ my room is as hot as Satan's armpits after gym class

I put the rince in princess, bitches.

I love Dolly Parton more than you. And Queen, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, ACDC. End of discussion. No if's, and's, or but's about it.

Lets all twerk and catch on fire like that one chick did

If you ever need to find me there's a 38592% chance I'm in my bed ignoring current world problems and my family

I love to read and sleep and eat and repeat that cycle every day.

Gimme food. Now. I see that snack. Now hand it over before I take that fork in your hand and lodge it in your forearm.

I have dog that looks like a sausage named Lyli (Lilly) and then a mastiff named Kuma which is Japanese for bear which really suites her bc when I was little I would pretend I was Russian and ride her into battle

Adele and Olivia Holt are my saviors like way to go guys you actually got me to like you. 1OO% of people can't get me to do that.

I used o's instead of 0's there did that piss any of you off bc I hope it did.

You're all a little nutters. But you're my little nutters. I don't have a dick if you're wondering.