I was trying to think of a cool way to start this.

...Guess I missed my chance.

Never mind. We'll use this sentence to recover...

Whoops. Good thing no one's using this to judge my competence as a writer or anything.

That would be unfortunate.

...I'm sure it'll be fine.

So long as I manage to go out with a bang.
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Shayni Shayni Aug 09, 2015 09:43AM
@ElisaGrim - Thanks! ^_^ Someone who honestly enjoys my stories and takes the time to let me know deserves at least a follow ;) 
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