Status: G'day everyone! - Noah - (4 weeks ago)

SexySurfers

Name James - Ty - Noah
Location BrisVegas, Australia
Member Since Jan 09, 2012
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Tyler Dean:
20 years young
The only single guy on this account
Be warned, I am a bad boy at heart 

James: 
19 years young 
Engaged and expecting
Take Ty's warning seriously please

Noah:
20 years old
Taken and in love
On the mend

Remember to fan these lovely ladies: @undiscoveredbeauty@ForeverFrankie@Roses_Are_Green 

Over and out, the one and only; SexySurfers

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I Simply Love You Francesca

I Simply Love You Francesca

2 pages, updated May 13, 2013Video
66 reads votes 11 comments 9
SexySurfers Guide to Life

SexySurfers Guide to Life

1 page, updated Apr 06, 2013PG-13
This will be a reader input guide so please drop a comment or send us a PM or a message and we'll write about topics that you, the reader will be interested in. ... read more
67 reads votes 9 comments 6
The Dude's Guide to Girls

The Dude's Guide to Girls

8 parts / 11 pages, updated Jun 27, 2012PG-13
Girls. Can't live without them. Can't stand their everyday battles for top dog. Well we can't be fucked to do a description right now so just click and read.
12,124 reads votes 499 comments 284
Dear Cassie: Happy Monthaversary

Dear Cassie: Happy Monthaversary

2 pages, updated Apr 09, 2012PG-13Completed
This is really late but here goes the letter I promised you babe. Over one thousand words as promised. It's shitty I know, cut me slack, i'm no writer
303 reads votes 15 comments 1

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lovemetoomuch
lovemetoomuch

1 day ago
@ForeverFrankie haha okay then james 
anyways congrats on the twins:)
iM2Awsum4uBitch
iM2Awsum4uBitch

2 days ago
@SexySurfers hahahahahaha I think you were giving me advice or counselling :P
But we were talking about me street fighting and I decided next month is gonna be my last
Watching the voice :)
You?
@ForeverFrankie WHOA thats messed up. I swear he was on like 1-2 weeks ago O_O was that not him then Oh my calender who the flamingo was that?

Well that would be a wise plan since she's so close! Ahh excited yet?! Tell her I say hi :D 
Alright I have like 7 sacs this week :( on the plus side, I got my psych back and got 90% I am finally living up to the steorytype for my school except its a one time thing but yea. School stinks, Hows Uni or are you taking a break for Frankie?
ForeverFrankie
ForeverFrankie

2 days ago
@lovemetoomuch sorry this is James, I'm just using my fiance's account
ForeverFrankie
ForeverFrankie

2 days ago
@Mysterious_Writer and sorry I replied on Frans account, too lazy to log onto the computer
ForeverFrankie
ForeverFrankie

2 days ago
@Mysterious_Writer he's in there. He hasn't been out of th hospital in like three months now. Frankie is bedridden, we've both decided she's going to stay at home until she gives birth. She has Braxton hicks every now and then and it hurts her to stand for too long or anything. How are you? 
@lovemetoomuch Awesome! 
WHAT he's in there again what the flamingo? Or if he out? You have just managed to confuse me even more!
He's out? He's In? How's Frankie?!
lovemetoomuch
lovemetoomuch

2 days ago
@SexySurfers yay me too:)
SexySurfers
SexySurfers

2 days ago
@iM2Awsum4uBitch I forgot what we were talking about so, what's up?

@Mysterious_Writer He's in one. Surgery went wrong and something happened, he's out. 

@lovemetoomuch We're in Queensland, you?

@undiscoveredbeauty Hey Mon, I'd really like to apologise for not getting in contact with you before. Cesca and I have just been crazy busy and she's been having Braxton hicks a lot more frequently lately. But I really hope you take care of yourself alright? We'll definitely look after him, we've been visiting him every night after we have dinner. We're about to go see him now. 
@SexySurfers Hey you two, 

J: I hope you're doing good Jamackie chan, good luck with the twinsies! You and Fran will make fantastic parents. I know that for sure :) I didn't read the letter? Or thing you wrote Fran cause I thought I'd be too personal, but it's the most romantic thing to do for your girl x

T: Hey Fluffy, how's Sophia doing? *wink wink* yep, I know about her haha. Stay safe yeah? I know this message is pretty random but I'm kinda leaving, for a bit - not like it'll make much of a difference for you haha

I know Noah is in a coma but please just look after him for me? Please? 

Have a good one guys ❤

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