Status: Hey guys, chat me up, I'm bored! (1 week ago)

RozalittleDhampir

Name Roza
Location Hiding in the Asda toilets
Birthday Jan 14
Member Since Nov 15, 2011
Votes Received 1,793
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I am Google. Obey me. 

Hello! *Waves* You clicked which means you aren't in a straight jacket. Sucks for me. 

I am also@PaperDarlin go check out 'Circles' and I'll love you forever!

Stuff

Was born as and will always be, a hippie. But I'm easy-going, one of those worry about later kind of people; not so good when it comes to deadlines and stuff. I love cheesy pickup lines. I love badass guys with stubble, tending to be a lot older than me *cough* nineteen *cough*. I'm hella good at drawing (unfortunately the ONLY thing I can do) and I play piano, flute and some guitar. 

So yeah. 

Random

~ Single [ ] Taken [ ] Hungry [X]

~ SomEtImeS I TalK LiKe ThIs (Because its unfair that the letters in the middle don't get capital letters)

~ I'm a she-male

~ I lied. I lie a lot. Its a real condition with doctors and stuff. 

~ I ate a cat. It tasted like chicken

~ I think I might be insane

~ The voices are telling me to steal your Kentucky Fried Chicken 

~ The Voices are also called Derek because Derek is a cool name. If your name is Derek, Fan me. 

~ *sobs* my brain is dripping out of my nose. 

~ it's raining in my shed, guys. I just....don't know....what to do... 

Music (you guys like to know that sort of stuff, right? RIGHT?)

~ The Killers

~ Radiohead

~ MGMT

~ Imagine Dragons 

~ Come on eileen ( favorite song ) 

~ We Are Scientists 

~ Silversun Pickups
 

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My crew (Oh yeah I have one now.)

*@GeorgieBobz

My friend in real life, check her out

*@X_OreO_X

other friend in real life, fan her because she is lying in the cold space of wattpad. XP

Works

Messed Up

Messed Up

1 page, updated May 12, 2013
Boring? Please, need opinions!
25 reads votes 6 comments 7
Exit Wounds

Exit Wounds

1 page, updated Apr 21, 2013
Jeanie Hall is a mess after her late boyfriend dies - so much so, that she manages to throw a baby into the frozen section, get sent to court, and sentenced to a year of art t... read more
52 reads votes 7 comments 7
Eat!

Eat!

10 parts / 19 pages, updated Mar 31, 2013PG-13VideoPictures
It all started with a word written on a paper aeroplane - Eat. Alice is battling with anorexia, and paranoid delusions of being ugly. So when she meets Sam, falling in love doesn't se... read more
12,820 reads votes 706 comments 297
The 'Psycho' In Psychology

The 'Psycho' In Psychology

7 parts / 11 pages, updated Oct 08, 2012Pictures
I am Sybil. I am 16 years of age, and already I have killed one person. I live in a Mental Institute called Cherry Hills, and the doctors have no idea what'... read more
5,380 reads votes 222 comments 121
Bitten

Bitten

24 parts / 41 pages, updated Aug 01, 2012PG-13
"Evangeline Harper, welcome to the underworld..." Evangeline was bitten on her way home from a date, and finds herself in an underground society full of vampires. Stra... read more
17,144 reads votes 483 comments 106
Experiment 21

Experiment 21

11 parts / 16 pages, updated Feb 09, 2012PG-13Completed
'Know what Its like to be experimented on? well, I do...' Grace wakes up in a dark room with no light but a tiny window. No food, No water, for god knows how long. And a 21 burned to her forehead...
11,119 reads votes 225 comments 155
Vampire Academy Sequel The Beginning Of The End

Vampire Academy Sequel The Beginning Of The End

22 parts / 26 pages, updated Dec 24, 2011PG-13Completed
Rose has a happy life with dimitri, the love of her life, but there are still things to be sorted. for example, adrian. They hadnt talked fo... read more
16,289 reads votes 146 comments 81
RozalittleDhampir's Reading Listfavorites...Randomness

Rant For The Pissed And Tired
121,954 reads

I am Kirk
12,607 reads

Long Live
12,867 reads

Emotionally Compromised (#1)
206,143 reads
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BiteMeSilly
BiteMeSilly

14 hours ago
@AliSalz 

Silversun pickups are awesome, but they're sort of indie-like. I would suggest Lazy Eye and Kissing Families, they're my favourite songs. 

We Are Scientists, I would suggest It's A Hit or After Hours

And thank you so much! Glad you're enjoying it so far, having trouble uploading anything at the minute...
AliSalz
AliSalz

1 day ago
I seriously love all of those bands you have up there ^^^^ I haven't heard of We are Scientists or Silversun Pickups before, though. Any specific songs I should look up by them? I've been reading a bit of 'Eat' and i have to say it's really good so far. 
@Almost_Nobody 

teehee :) good for you duckeh
AlphaKlutz
AlphaKlutz

1 week ago
They tried putting me in a straightjacket honey. Hahahahaha. I told them to just.....go to sleep. Hehe.
@marathondrummer8 

uhhhh sort of! 
Hey love!!! I heard you do covers...?
Check this out? I'll love you all forever... and I'll follow the first five people to tell me what they think (Yes, I bribe. And what?) :D 

http://www.wattpad.com/story/5277634-exit-wounds
@Eunica 

awwww thankies! 
Eunica
Eunica

1 month ago
@RozalittleDhampir Congratulations!  *\(^__^)/*
ZOMG HEARTATTACK! 600 FOLLOWERS! 

Wow, I'm so happy. Thank you guys for all your support, it seems like yesterday when I had one fan :') 

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