WARNING: absolute weirdness ahead. 


I'm a girl and I'm alive the last time I checked. #Sugglife( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Obviously, I'm Joe's girlfriend(self-proclaimed). I'm Tal though(get it? Get it?). Toni Mahfud's art is (OvO). Oh, and I'm falling in love with their GIFs ;). Plus, Ashton is my dad. I have a baby named Calum, Michael is my side Bae. LUKEISMYPENGUIN. Newt Scamander is so innocent and handsome. I love Ethan pizza. And I used to be Ed's Girlfriend, but I ran away. I know, I'm so amazayn. It's because I got the Key to awesomeness. I'm sorry, but I'm sirius. Anyways I gotta Zoe. Bye *Laughs like a maniac*
(Sorry Grayson can't think of a pun for you 😩)
(If you get all of the above, have a potato ;])

My OTP is Bughead. Hands down. But, if SpouseHart happens...

When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of us.

I just found out that I was a hairy potato....not a unicorn 😭😭
"It's okay to be a glow stick, sometimes you have to break before you shine"
-5SOS

"Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming"
-Dory

"To hurt is as human as to breathe"
-J.K Rowling

"You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness". -Jonathan Foer

"Do you wanna build a snowman?"
-Olaf

"Love is not blind. It sees but it doesn't mind.&quot
-Unknown
"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails." -1st Corinthians 13:4-8

After all this time?
Okay.
#Zuripons #SpouseHart #Pentaholic #ImAGem #ImAPotato #Potterhead #Swifter #KeyperFam
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