Name's Vaughn. Xia Genesis (X.G) Vaughn, 2 first, no middle. I like my couples shipped, not stirred.
Scenario ~ Half a glass of water is placed on a table
Optimist: Glass half full
Pessimist: Glass half empty
Alcoholic: Wishes the water were wine
Critic: Thinks the glass is too wide
Philosopher: Wants to inspect the relationship between the glass and the water from multiple points of view
Klepto: Is trying to fit the glass in their pocket
Meth Addict: Is pretty sure the glass resembles Abe Lincoln
Rebel: Wants to break the glass
Racist: Thinks the glass should get outta their country
Sexist: Is yelling at the nearest female to refill the glass
Nihilist: Thinks the glass doesn't exist and neither do they
Jesus: Is turning the water into wine, pleasing the Alcoholic
Realist: Thinks it's half & half equally
X.G Vaughn: Already drank the damn water
Cynical, Tyrannical, and out of your league.
I hacked into a neighbor's WiFi signal to let the world know how I was born a bastard; now I'm legitimate.
I may come off as wise, deep, dark, romantic, or, God forbid, a "good" writer, but don't be fooled. I am, have been, and always will be an idiot.
Proud Graduate of the "Prometheus School of Running Away From Things."
"Life's fiction, the world's a lie, so put on some Floyd and let's get high."
- Stephen King.
*An age muggles cannot decipher
*High on Disney
*2D lover
*African American
*Panromantic Asexual
* Dislikes the name Peter and the taste of White Chocolate
*Lover of all things cryptic
*Has 4 imaginary people dancing in her head
I'm not the kid your parents warned you about. Even they feared speaking my name.
Never let people who aren't worth your time consume it. It'll take ages to sink to their level, so save yourself the trip and move on.
I go by Genesis, Gen, Professor, Chocolate Thunder, Murmur, or Senpai.
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