Roses are red, 
I don't mean to be coy, but I will be Tyler if you'll be my Troye.

Falling in love wasn't part of the plan, I can be Phil if you will be Dan.

I'm gonna be honest, you make me glow, shall I be Caspar? You can be joe.

With all of your beauty you are my bane, I will be joey if you will be shane...

Whenever I see you, I will think, "damn.", you can be Trevor if I can be Sam.


Ricky and Connor, what a fabulous pair, my dream is that someday, you'll play with my hair.

Jc and Kian, they make me feel numb, I'm sitting alone... You'll be the one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be technician 1 if you'll be technician 2

Sometimes a notp can be held with honor, I will be Troye if you will be Connor

One hundred true pairings, I can't list them all, all I can say... In love they will fall.

(I write porn not tragedies)
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