Probably-Lucifer

I swear I get WiFi for like half a day

_Summi_

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@Probably-Lucifer THANK FUCKING LORD SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS!!!
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Probably-Lucifer

@_Summi_ bro I bank picture that perfectly
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_Summi_

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@Probably-Lucifer lucky you! I get good WiFi for half an hour a day and the rest of the day my WiFi has strokes which makes it flicker like a fucking streetlamp on a creepy sidewalk in a crappy horror movie whose main character is a brunette hot chick with abnormally high pitch vocal range 
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Dreamful-Illusion

Wow, hey Lucifer!
          
          I was just curious to see who was the first person I followed on this account, since I joined Wattpad a year ago.
          
          But it turns out that you're first!
          
          How you doing?

Probably-Lucifer

@Dreamful-Illusion Great actually, I've even been writing (Fanfic but still) recently, I'm looking into computer classes, life is ... Nice
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_Summi_

Are you Probably Lucifer or are you Actually Lucifer and are trying to trick us by saying you're probably Him but probably not? If you are Actually Lucifer can you please tell me if there will be free poorly written gay smut with exquisitely written storyline books in Hell or if I'll have to bring my phone/laptop with myself?

_Summi_

@_Summi_ ok I'll keep that in my Mr. Lucifer. Thanks :) Xx
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Probably-Lucifer

@_Summi_ I'm probably actually Lucifer but you never know, and also so long as you weren't too bad you'll get access to personally screened super great gay stuff, from fanfics, to original stories, to things personally written by me. But you should bring your phone and stuff regardless, you never know when you'll need it
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Probably-Lucifer

I swear I get WiFi for like half a day

_Summi_

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@Probably-Lucifer THANK FUCKING LORD SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS!!!
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Probably-Lucifer

@_Summi_ bro I bank picture that perfectly
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_Summi_

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@Probably-Lucifer lucky you! I get good WiFi for half an hour a day and the rest of the day my WiFi has strokes which makes it flicker like a fucking streetlamp on a creepy sidewalk in a crappy horror movie whose main character is a brunette hot chick with abnormally high pitch vocal range 
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LadyBelladona

Your username....is DA BOMB!!
          Hi I read that you would give honest opinions on stories . I feel like my desk readers are too nice and not forward enough to be truly honest if something. Is wrong...could. You maybe help me out???
          My stories called Wanted and I would. Appreciate the honesty because in sure there are problems in it....
          Only if u want to though.... 
          K bye
          

Practically-Satan

I have, also thank you! 
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Probably-Lucifer

@TJs_Story Cool, I'm looking for it now, and I'll have her add it if she hasn't already
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Probably-Lucifer

Happy 4th of July to those who celebrate it, happy Canada day to those who celebrate it (I think that's today but I'm not sure), happy fireworks excuses day to those who celebrate it (Like me)

Probably-Lucifer

@itameio Sure, I'll look at it right now, but I don't like sugar coating things, so please don't find me rude 
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