I'm Dead

So, this is weird. I'm talking to you and you never say anything back. But if you don't mind. Let me blab about myself.
   I like big butts and I can not lie, I'm bisexual and I lovin it.  Like, you can be looking there and there but still be happy. You can be in a frickin all girls school!!!! 
    I think I just wet my pants if you fill me. See what I did there!?! Nah, OK, OK. Hahah, when I put in Nah it changed to Noah. 
    If you ever read one of my books don't be mad when I suddenly stop. My mind blows with book ideas and I write them. Trust me! Beware the Geek!
    Anyway, Yes i'm bisexual.
I firmly don't think anyone is 100% Gay or 100% Straight we're all bisexual to some degree.
I'm tired, goodbye!