Here goes nothing:

~• Hello •~

My name is Clary, yep just like MI:COB. I'm 17 at mind, but 7 at heart.

• Gravity Falls
• Pitch Perfect
• Mortal Instruments
• Disney

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I'm just a city girl, a mentally pained and heart-broken little stalker with a crush on a guy who's pretending to be a fictional character. I was born in New York, grew up in Ohio and moved to Texas, along with my best friend; @SprinkleStudios. I have another best froend and her name is Meiji and she lives in New York; @ParadiseGuardian .

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BOOM, CRASH!

Hear that? That's the sound of the respect for you because you're a dick for trying to follow me then unfollow me, you bitch!

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Peeewww, pew, peeww, bugschhh!

Hear that? Those are the sound of fireworks exploding in honor of you being one of my followers!

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BADAM TSSSS!

Hear that? No? Oh, okay.

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IMPORTANT NOTE:

ACCOUNT ORIGINALLY BELONGS TO @SprinkleStudios

SHE GAVE THIS TO ME AS A GIFT. PLEASE CHECK OUT HER ACCOUNT AND READ HER STORIES OF ROTFBTD

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  • JoinedMay 10, 2015


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"Isn't it fucking paimfully beautiful to see your crush sweet-talk with his girlfriend?"
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