mow

Erm what the sigma (in a pleasant way of speech I think)

What do you MEAN my account is four years old

MY DAD LEFT THE OVEN ON AND WENT TO BED, I TURNED IT OFF NOW BUT JFC HE’S LOSING IT I SWEAR

Its not my year there’s sirens going off rn, I’ll try 2025

Wally darling

guyf help i’ve been smelling wet dog for the past day what do i do am i diseased 

i like painting my nails just so i can peel the polish off 

when you see a new splatoon splatfest and immediately cosplay as the team fire promo character

there’s fish everywhere help

Do you ever wonder why,
          you feel so traumatised?
          clock, notepad, butterfly
          dreams, love and time
          don’t hug me, i’m scared
          pulled the plug 
          and got out of there
          walked away
          from the pain of father’s day 
          /lyrics