Laughing Jester

THOR GOT INTO THIS ACCOUNT!!! ;-;
Thor: I HEAR YOU SPEAKING OF ME, SON OF JON.
Me: I told ya', Thor, I am not a boy.
Thor: THAN WHY IS YOUR NAME JONSON? 
"It's called a hustle, sweetheart."
Hello, Puddin'! I am Natalie, but you can call me Nat, cause the Others do. 
I'm an Arkham Psycho, sweetheart. Straight A's and B's and C's across my report cards. (i know my ABC's too!) 
"Where's the best place to hide dead bodies?"
*walks into a room* "WHERE'S MY BLACK WIDOW MOVIE?" 
Thor: WHERE'S MY MOVIE???
Me: Thor, ya' have two movies...
Thor: WHERE'S MY THIRD ONE?
Iron Man: I have a third one.
Me: not you!!
Captain America: I have a third one!
Part time Agent for Hydra. *laughs crazily*
Rumlow hates me, I hate him. We're mutual trust buddies.
I'm not babysitting the Asset this time,  STRIKE.
"HAIL HYDRA."
oh, you heard that? O.O
I'm sorry.
"I'm sorry, did I step on your moment?"
@SWsaber is my BFF on wattpad and possibly the bestest friend anyone can ever have. ever.
@AngieMartinelli - My Tinkerbell. :)
@MaddieW_Lis is great. :)))
@Bucky___Barnes Steve still needs a babysitter, Barnes.
@OUATCaptain_SwanOUAT is so fun, and she deserves more friends! There are friendship contracts are in the back room and the follow button is on her front page.
@-Agent13- is grand. ❤️
@BuckyBarnesIsBae is bae <3 
@WINTERWIDOW423 is fantastic. :)
@WinterSolidergirl is an ALBERT EINSTEIN BIRTHDAY KITTY! 
@Godess_Of_Sass is Steve Rogers' Babysitter
A Mackster and Winter's Child.
"Who the hell is Bucky?"
"You the hell is Bucky." 
JEFF, WHERE'S MY CANDY??????????????????????? *cries*
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© Certified Serial Killer
"You kiss me tomorrow,
I'll bite your FACE OFF!" 
*rap music plays, and i put on shades*
"Ciao."
*drives away*