I have a metaphorical battle ax and if you hurt my children I will not hesitate to go get it in the comments section

Is: complete trash, a trans potato skin, grateful for not having a social life cause people are scary, wondering what I'm doing with my life, idrk but probably procrastinating from doing something


What's up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fvckin learned how to read


You may call yourself the master of lemons, but I am an avocado.

Memes are life.

My goal in life is to get to the point where I can be the cat version of Frank and just own fifty cats.
  • Most likely off in a corner being emotional after thinking it was a good idea to listen to The Kids From Yesterday
  • JoinedSeptember 2, 2017


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My_Chemical_Avocado My_Chemical_Avocado Oct 31, 2018 07:00PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANK!“I can’t swim”
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