MJrabbit

I don't sleep. As I'm writing this it is currently 4:08 am Thursday April 4 2024 and I'm still not tired. Reading NSFW for 6 hours straight and oh boy let me tell ya, I ain't even close to done. It is now 4:09 am. If you're still reading congratulations, I just farted, no I didn't. I just said that because I thought it was funny. It is now 4:10 am and I just went back on my about me to add 2024 after April 4th because if I didn't I'd break down into tears. It is now 4:11 am. You're still reading? Well I'm still typing. My stomach is making the most horrendous sounds I've ever heard, it is currently 4:12 am. I'm gonna be typing until I've reached the lim- 666. Sorry I had to type that or else I'd spontaneously combust into flames. Anyway it's now 4:13 am and as I was saying, I'm gonna type until I reach the word limit. It is now 4:14 am and I've received a life 360 notification telling me to turn my dang battery saver off. My battery is at 6% currently. It is now 4:15 am. I swiped away the life 360 notification without turning my battery saver off because I'm cool and rebellious like that y'know. I hope you're reading this in a monotone voice. It is now 4:16 am. Why am I writing this? Well. I just thought of it. I'm so original. In a few hours I'm gonna go hangout with my friend and eat ice-cream which will cause me to blow up my bathroom. It is 4:17 am now. My ear is itchy. It is now 4:18 am. I scratched my ear and it is no longer itchy. I just scratched the back of my head aggressively. It is now 4:19 am. I was gonna say scratch my head with my fingers but then it sounded weird. Forgot what I was gonna type for a second but I remember wait nevermind I forgot again. It is 4:20 am. I remember what I was gonna say. I'm thirsty but I'm too lazy to get up to get water so I'm gonna lay here and dehydrate and become a sad raisin. It is now 4:21. I spent roughly 15 seconds trying to spell raisin correctly. Although I was gonna say 30, I changed my mind. It is now 4:22 am..