Status: I feel so stupid. GOD WHY ARE THERE NO PEOPLES ON HERE THAT ARE MY AGE? (9 months ago)

MadeInUSA

Name ɢαɢe pαrĸѕ ƒт. тнє ωιℓ∂ тнααηgѕ
Location ∞To Infinity & Beyond∞
Birthday Oct 04
Member Since Sep 16, 2012
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'Ello there.

I be THAAAAT person. 

A certain name came to mind didn't it?

Haaaaahh

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I'm Gage, and I'm thirteen, almost fourteen. I'm mature for my age, no worries brahh. 
Yes, that'd be me in the profile, left. Seen it before? GOOD. 
My name is N O T pronounced gag -.- Ever.
Ima lax brat, and a hockey head (field hockey, that is). 
I am fluent in 3 languages: English (I hope o.o), sarcasm, and kitteh. 
I lurbs cats. Meowww. I have two, Paul and Frank(:
Fan me, cause I'm a lonely plucker *sighs*
Oh, and chat me up too. I talk way to much, anyways.
Loser. YOU HAVEN'T PRESSED THE FAN BUTTON BY NOW?
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NOW DID YOU?
Good job *applauds*
If you didn't..well..we're both screwed. 

Baibaiii :3 

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@ScottiKnowsBest: My big sissy-sista. True shizz.

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ohsnap_itsscotti
ohsnap_itsscott...

8 months ago
Hey guys, it's Gage. I forgot my password :') And my email got hacked, so I'm gonna be making a new account, unless I find my password written down somewhere :D If you want to chat, just inbox me on Scotti's account!
xo,
Gage
Incoherent
Incoherent

8 months ago
haha i know my comment will be like the previous one's....I JUST HAPPENED TO STUMBLE UPON UR PROFILE AND AND...i read it...yah thats what we're supposed to do right? and just scrolled down to say that im thirteen too...aha was that awkward? sry!
Lia
TaintedRain
TaintedRain

9 months ago
HEYO! :D

welcome to wattpad ;D where all the crazy peeps be at.

LOVE your about me! xD it amused me greatly.  

also, i love your name (: 

TOODLESSS! <3 :)
ohsnap_itsscotti
ohsnap_itsscott...

9 months ago
@UnrealisticDreamer Ikrrrrrr. Plus, it was dragon fruit VitaminWater. ZE BEST. SERIOUS. 
ReservedThinker
ReservedThinker

9 months ago
@ScottiKnowsBest omg, amazing. Especially FUZZY SLIPPERS. ♥

I totally need to go to target, STAT.
ohsnap_itsscotti
ohsnap_itsscott...

9 months ago
@UnrealisticDreamer 

So yeah, do some stop-n-shops like me. Just buy a bunch of random crap. 
ohsnap_itsscotti
ohsnap_itsscott...

9 months ago
@UnrealisticDreamer NOT ANYMORE. :'D 

OMFG, YOU STILL DON'T HAVE ANY?! 

I went to Target today and bought some makeup, nail polish, face wash and body stuff, ICE CREAM, VitaminWater, and like..a bunch of movies. AND FUZZY SLIPPERSSSSSSS
ReservedThinker
ReservedThinker

9 months ago
@ScottiKnowsBest Aw, at least you HAVE ice cream D: I STILL DON'T HAVE ANY. WHY.
ohsnap_itsscotti
ohsnap_itsscott...

9 months ago
@UnrealisticDreamer 

xD Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.

BUT THE BITCH STOLE MY PHONE. AND MY ICE CREAAAAM :'(
ReservedThinker
ReservedThinker

9 months ago
@ScottiKnowsBest LOL xD you're both incredible.