So I've been here what? *puffs cheeks* eight or nine months? And, if I'm honest - which I usually am - I haven't really done anything majorly productive or exciting.
I enjoy staying cocooned in my bed on my laptop for days on end, only leaving my nest of warmth to make myself tea and the occasional cup of noodles. I tend to read fanfiction way past my bedtime, but - pfft - who needs sleep, am I right?
It is recommended by moi *majestic hand waving* that you lovely lot make yourselves a nice cup o' joe before settling yourself down to read anything - hopefully one of my creations - as it relaxes you and gives you something that is fairly easy to throw and makes a wonderful smash with a rather spectacular splatter pattern should the need arise after you read ooh I don't know, an unexpectedd plot twist, or the death of a beloved psychopath.
This is how it's going to work, okay? I will post as much or as little as I feel like, as and when I feel like it. Feel free to comment or make requests, but rest assured that I will probably not see them for a couple of months, and after that, I won't get round to actually writing anything for you for another two months or so.
Now that that's out of the way, Welcome! Make yourself at home! Seat youself on one of the many brightly coloured squishy chair things, serve yourself a hot beverage, and enjoy. You may stay for as long as you like.
Know this: I love you, and you are loved by many.
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