The gods of awesomeness

We are Loki and Thor.. The gods of awesomeness. We like one direction,5 seconds of summer, and long walks on the beach while defeating our enemies. Loki likes watching the sunset. I Thor, the god of Thunder, likes a good Rom-Com with Adam Sandler or Kevin James.

 Then I, Loki the god of Mischief, enjoy a good frozen coffee from McDonalds, My favorite celebrity is Superman. Thor's is the Man of Iron. Thor does not posses the high intelligence and killer good looks I have. but he has a hammer so...

WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT MY INTELLIGENCE YOU SAY?

oh hello Thor..... I was just announcing the lack of intelligence you have and how hot I am

SHUT UP LOKI, YOURE ADOPTED! GO TO HELL

you shouldn't use that kind of language around your younger, more attractive brother, Thor. Should I tell father oden what you've said?

FATHER WOULDNT HELP YOU AFTER YOU TRIED TO KILL HIM

okay it was a sketchy plan that was very complex....... to complex for a big guy like you to comprehend. 

DONT GET ME ANGRY! YOU WONT LIKE ME WHEN IM ANGRY!

You are not the strong green one, brother, you are the one with the hammer.

.....oh well I will find my hammer later and strike you with it so hard you will never make rude statements to me again.

okay.....why did you just throw a juice box at me? now you've ruined my fav robe with grape juice. or is that wine?

I wished to distract you whiles I, go find my magical hammer that is not with me at the moment.

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well then this means war now.