Pisces. They/She. USA. Pansexual.

Sons of Anarchy, Criminal Minds and Santa Clarita Diet are my shows.
P!ATD, FOB, Melanie Martinez, and Beyonce are some jams.
My favorite comedian is Chelsea Handler.


Some sayings I live by:

Their love was devastation. They seduced me in their lair. You told me they'd ruin me. But I didn't care.

Nobody dies a virgin because life fucks us all.
-Kurt Cobain

Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. -Paul Brandt

When I was 5 my momma told me that being happy was the most important thing. So when people asked me what I wanted to be when I got older I said happy. They told me I didn't understand the question. I told them they didn't understand life.
-John Lennon
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Livedbut0NeverDied Livedbut0NeverDied Aug 14, 2014 08:45PM
@AmberKalkes13 your welcome, and it was one of my favorite books. I fell in LOVE with sylvie.
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