Picture Ron Swanson's head and personality on John Cena's body with the most Bad Ass personality ever and you got me.
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Sex, Drugs, and Rock n' Roll by Lectusahanabarbus
Sex, Drugs, and Rock n' Roll
Sex, oddly not much drugs, and Rock n' Roll. It's in the title people. If you like comedic romance, good frie...
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A Walk Among the Trenches by Lectusahanabarbus
A Walk Among the Trenches
The only black man in a platoon of white American soliders in WWII, is the only able-bodied survivor of a Ger...
The Orchestra of Death: Greatest hits by Lectusahanabarbus
The Orchestra of Death: Greatest h...
Six soliders: A strange misfit, a cocky ladies man, a lone survivor, a 15 year old boy, a comical sniper, and...
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