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Vas happenin?!?!
How many r's are there?
If u can't answer that second question then back away or else Im gonna throw sherbet at you!!!

Coz ya know I have the double back flip down just need to work on the triple

If you dare argue with me Jimmy will protest! And Ben Elton will have a meltdown!

Arghh! I'm sorry I've had way too much energy juice! Blame Kevin not me! You should always blame the pigeon!!

My mirrors always on hand, Nandos always nearby, toy story on repeat, suspenders always worn all whilst stroking my cat!

Yes if u haven't noticed I love Hughey, Wayne, Ian, Barry and Kyle!!

Still don't get me? I love the Bradford Bad Boy, the Wolverhampton Hustler, the Fresh Prince of Mullingar, the Swagmasta from Doncasta, the Holmes Chapel Homie!

Still don't get me!!! Well do urself a favour and leave now before I set Kevin on you!!!!!


Btw guys follow me on twitter @1Dthecollective (personal) or @Jaydensbeanie (My the collective account) (if you don't know the collective please follow anyway and you can learn all about this amazing group!)
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Being Zayn Malik's Sister

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Description: Alexandra "Lexi" Malik is your average 18 year old girl besides from one thing... Her brother is Zayn Malik member of famous boyband One Direction... Her and her brother are so close! And she can't wait until he comes back to Bradford next week...

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Never_Ever_ posted a message to LauraPaynexxx
This is so fetus haha miss those old days! UR bio makes me cry just the memories! I mean u haven't updated ur books in 4 years?! Wow...2012 guess that would explain the fetus!(;