The Crew

You're about to enter the minds of the craziest, mentally unstable, and terrifying people on the planet:

Five students at a middle school in Kentucky.

First up is Valerie, also known as @Turquink. Though she may seem "normal" on the outside, only the gods know what's in her mind, and why. And maybe not even then. Seriously, this girl dedicated to brutally murdering over ten people. Meh, at least she's almost as awesome as Prussia. She also has an Instagram called TheFirstOlympian.

Next is Chris, or @Taborlin. The first boy in the group and the latest to discover Wattpad, Chris was probably not prepared for the horrors that awaited him. Unless you count the story of a lightbulb being stuck in someone's ass. He's the only one with a Twitter account, so go follow him there at @SirTaborlin.

The one who looks like a serial killer but actually isn't is @RainbowDashTheKiller, or Gabi. She looks sort of like a cat, so Valerie is planning to make her wear cat ears for a day eventually. She is currently the only one in the group with a boyfriend, and is on the least often.

Haley (@MistletoeHoran) is over-the-top energetic, and let's face it, Valerie wants to stick a knife in her face sometimes just so she'll shut up. And let's not forget the few days a month where Valerie, Gabi, Lizzy, and Anna, plus others, will put random stuff into her water cup just because. She is a Class A Directioner, so be careful or you might catch the crazy.

Last but not least is Anna, or @Zamalda. A child of Ares, she is the strongest of the St. Joe Wattpaders. Though she hardly ever updates, her writing is exquisite. She was a shadow for a while, following an Indian guy named Tim while he walked across the country, and she hates when people spell her name backwards.

Now, get ready to delve into the mind of several Internet-obsessed preteens as they attempt to stay awake during Religion class and rush to finish homework before midnight. also, prepare yourselves for the oneshots.