JustKaylay

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Hi I'm Kayla, but a very important person started calling me Kaylay. 

Fun Facts:
Born on September 28.
It's weird, but I'm deathly afraid of turtles.
I have this weird of obsession with putting periods after everything.
I'm OCD about my teeth and brush them like six times a day, again, that's weird.
Clearly, I say weird a lot.
I'm in LOVE with Dane Cook.
I'm a smartass.
I like boobs... not on men.
I like men. 
I love gloomy rainy-stormy days rather than bright sunny days.
I like quiet sapphire nights, especially in September.
I don't believe in marriage. 
I'm not a big fan of kids, so I don't believe in...reproducing? 
I'm a Pepper, but I'll settle for Pibb.
Preferred food: Cola Gummies. French Toast. Mint Choco Chip Ice Cream. Pickles.
I'm obsessed with piercings and tattoos. 15 and counting.
I cuss. 
I hate your-mom jokes.
I talk way too much.
I rant. Get over it.
I think that fake baking is gross.
Barbies are an abomination.
I bitch.
I hate texting.
I like books that end with sad endings.
I can speak some French. France is much more beautiful than America.
I have siblings galore.
I'm a procrastinator.
I'm positive that I'm a pessimist.
I'm very cynical.
I say really random things, at the wrong times.
I like to laugh.
Lisa Lampanelli is my idol.
I absolutely adore Jonah Hill, I own every movie he's in.
TV: House. That 70's Show. Roseanne. Awkward.
I listen to very strange music.
When I'm mad I look at random places on a map.
I like my middle fingers, I use them at least fifty times a day.
Speaking of fifty: Fifty Shades of Grey is the kinkiest book I've ever read and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I am, in no way, conservative.
I have very bad road rage. 
Spencer's is my favorite store.
I just had sex--> best song ever. 
Remember to always practice safe breath.
I fish...in the dark.
My mouth gets me in trouble. 
I like to fish...if you listen to Craig Campbell, then you know i'm not talking about anything close to the recreational hobby.

You're welcome.


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