Jerna Chua

I'm a pretty human being..
Wait..
I'm a PRETTY normal human being..

Just so you know..
Don't call me cute or anything like that before ever knowing anything about me..
That's just fuckin' creepy..

I'm not just a pretty face.. I have a personality you know! XD

I'm a female,, as you have probably noticed,, or if it's ever unclear.. A teenage female of the Asian persuasion..

Gender preference? None,, I guess.. Male / female / gay / lesbian / watever doesn't matter when it comes to loving someone..

'Cause I love people based on who they are,, not what's in their pants.. ♥

I stand five feet four..
I'm pretty small..
But my appetite is definitely bigger than yours,, which is actually frightening in itself..
I seem to lose weight from eating more..

Plus a layer of minions whose goal in life is to copy everything about me down to the same color of bra and underwear I'm wearing without me having to tell them..

I hate hate hate people who type Liek Dis,,
and people who type with numb3rs,,
and people who can't spell beggars..

If you're one of them.. PLZf1ndH3LPnow

I'm a grammar nazi..
If I get what you're saying,, then fine..
Type however the hell you like..
But if I have to start squinting to understand,, I'll bite you..


I'm a class A procrastinator..
I'm incredibly lazy..
I'm supposed to look like I don't do any work..
But I do..
Dear lord I do..

I have a warped humor..
I am socially retarded.. (most of the time)
I laugh at the wrong times..


I love harassing smileys..

Spiders and dolls terrify me..


Love me or Hate me its me and You can't beat me..