I have a great dislike of "About Me's"
![]() | Collection of Short Sad StoriesA collection of stories that I've written at various times, they are all sad because I'm not quite clear on how to write happy short stories, so I hope you enjoy! |
![]() | King Of BritainIt was the year of our Lord 496; the wars had been raging for more than fifteen years now. England was falling apart, not one corner unscathed by the horrors of war. King ... read more |
![]() | Lady of SinsGorgeous rake hell the Duke of Cavendish, never wanted to settle down, he wanted to live life to its fullest and die at the top. Lady Alexandra always felt second best, until... read more |
![]() | Freedom PiratesPirates have conquered this world. Every man woman and child fears them. The law does not touch them; they are never short on food or gold. They live the life of freedom simply because they choose too. They are freedom. Freedom Pirates. |
![]() | Under GenghisI want to see this wall crumble. If not with swords and hammers then with strength and strength of mind. Some of us will die but heroes will be welcomed by the Sky Father. We... read more |
![]() | Him and Other ThingsOnly the strongest Love can survive the worst of life. |
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![]() | A Fish in the Life of a Day... Did I get that wrong? |
@OakFeather Haha awesome my sisters name is Sarah :P and Thanks for the fan :)
Yay!! You're Australian to. And Kate just happens to be my sisters name :)
@Inkpot Well, yes. Oh, the horror of having giants for siblings. We should hammer them into the ground. They'd stop being so tall then. Hopefully.
@Quillz More like under her head, she's too bloody tall.
@Inkpot Yes, well, poor Zoe is used to being clueless. Every joke we make goes straight over her head.
@Quillz Aaaw poor Zoe and her cluelessness.
@Inkpot I write. You write. We all write for I write. That was a really bad take on the "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream" phrase. Zoe looked at me strangely when I told her that you were willing to give her a kidney, and scowled in embarrassment when you saw paw paw cream. :)
@Quillz That first requires me to write, and I'm quite lazy and unless you can find me a pacemaker I need my heart, sorry. Zoe can have a kidney, if she really wants ill even give her paw paw cream...
@Inkpot I don't know. More of what you just uploaded. I demand activity from your account, oh not-Irish-but-Irish one. Also, I will eventually feed your heart to my dear sister, who just tried to say "Paw Paw Cream" and instead said "Pococapo".
@Quillz I should probably upload what? And my heart will stay firmly in my chest, no dinner for Zoe tonight.