IllSlapYou

I got (well my friend did it for me but ngh) myself a date and apparently the person had liked me for a while and we're going on a date and im happpppyyyy

IllSlapYou

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My sis ate all the pasta I stg its 2:00 and I just want some pasta is this like the universe's way of saying fuck you to a hungry person in a house with pretty much just crackers and Orange juice