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Hi

Malori would be a star wars fan. I just know it.

WAIT- idc I believe wholeheartedly that cerik and vel would be besties if they met under different circumstances. They would be those friends who talk shit about everyone they know and malori would just sit there, listening, saying "well... I'm glad you both are getting along." 

Sometimes i forget that you guys can't tell when I'm productive and add more to a chapter so i just assume that I've done enough for a day but then i remember I'm the only one that knows what I've done. Then i feel sad. 
          

All i want is an excuse to write smut!!!

IMAGINE: Vel cutting wood with an axe and then after a few strikes she sees malori is watching so she decides to show off, so she grabs the block of wood and breaks it in half with her hands. Malori dies from blood loss.
          
          "hey vel, can you do that to me?"

WHY DO I KEEP STARTING CHAPTERS TO JUST NEVER FINISH THEM???!!!!

How would you guys feel about a pirate AU where malori is a mermaid and vel is like a pirate? (I've been watching a lot of mermaids movies recently)

Why do i feel like vel would drink way too much on her and maloris wedding night and then end up passing out, but when she wakes up she would fuck malori all day to make up for the night before. 

RIP Betty White,=<
          2021 couldn't let us go without one more bullshit
          She was 99 years old