Your mum

Brendon's forehead grows every time a member of Panic leaves.

I don't know what I'm doing, but I act like I do so people think I have my shit together.

I'm a crazy cat lady

so nONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAYYYYYY *clapclap clapclap*
 #stopfil2k15

'Don't be lasagna.'

'come to maNILLA*voice crack*' 

'Bow ties are cool.'

"I like to use the word 'dude', As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective, and I, I never really been into cars, I like really cool guitars, and superheroes, and cheques with lots of zeroes on 'em."

"You go down the hill, left down the hill, and then just tumble for a while"

"You know when you're drowning you don't actually inhale until right before you black out. It's called voluntary apnea. It's like no matter how much you're freaking out, the instinct to not let any water in is so strong that you won't open your mouth until you feel like your head's exploding. Then when you finally do let it in, that's when it stops hurting. It's not scary anymore, it's... it's actually kind of peaceful." 

'Why...are you taking... so...long...San Fran...sisco?'

I forget 99.9% of the comments I make.

"IF YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT LIKE YOU PUT ME IN SUCH AN UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATION LIKE YOU KNOW IM NOT HAPPY LIKE YOU KNOW I TRYING TO SEE IF IT WORKS OUT HERE AND I KNOW THAT ITS NOT" -k.k. Please put this on my grave. 

You don't fucking make friends with salad.

Why am I like this? 


Your mum rates me.

Stay awesome Gotham